Hello, wonderful, trashy, queerling, freak readers! We have missed you ever-so-dearly.
We won’t make excuses for our hiatus; but instead tell you the honest-to-goddess truth: we’re trash editors. And not just the good gender kind of trash, but the lazy, busy, too-preoccupied-buying-into-capitalism-intead-of-editing-a-non-monetized-blog-in-our-spare-time kind of trash.
So here is our heartfelt apology: we’re sorry. We’re working on it. It may or may not happen again. For now, we have new pieces lined up for you, and we hope you will consider submitting pieces of your own. See our submission guidelines and go ahead and send us your worst. Hope to hear from you soon.
From the bottom of our dumpster to yours,